“Skin Lotion’s A Secret”, A Song About Breaking Up.
Out of nowhere, I swear. You can’t script this kind of gold.
OFFICIAL LYRICS:
She said “Skin Lotion’s a Secret”
Stupid Hoe-hoe!
Stupid Hoe-hoe!
She said “Skin Lotion’s A Secret”
No! It’s NOT! Because I saw it! It’s not a secret.
A Secret Is Something that you don’t DENY!
Emotional Pause.
Then It Just Gets Exciting.
OFFICIAL CHORDS:
First you have to put a tamborine on [...]